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tittie milk

(n.) an opaque liquid that is fortified in nutrient beyond the assumed definition of "milk" as in that of a cow.
Examples:
1) carnation instant breakfast
2) milk from the breast of a human being
3) blue milk
4) fitness supplement
The stock market crashed and I am considering hitting up the red cross for blood and organ as I am unable to afford that tittie milk.
tittie milk by northbot June 25, 2026

Titties & Milk 

What someone says when surprised or dumbfounded. A perfect pair (like a moist cock and balls)
Chad - Yo, Curt, the pizza guy gave us extra garlic knots!
Curt - Well, titties & milk!

SKIM MILK TITTIES 

Titties that look like two fried eggs nailed to a 2x4. More commonly referred to as " banana titties ". Generally found on women that you wouldn't fuck on a bet.
We were at the party, she took off her shirt and scared the shit out of the whole crowd with her gnarly skim milk titties.
SKIM MILK TITTIES by uncle kurtie November 14, 2006

Spoiled Milk Titties 

A term for titties that spend a lot of time being naked, that if it were a cup of milk, the milk inside of them would spoil.
You know how you leave a cup out for so long the cup of milk is gonna spoil eventually? I been nekkid so much I think my titties are spoiled. The milk inside.
I like to keep these titties out, that’s spoiled milk titties
Spoiled Milk Titties by Soozaaaa January 15, 2022

Milk Jug Titties 

Massive boobies you would want to put your face in between. They range from DDD to F in size.
That busty voluptuous woman over has real Milk Jug Titties!
Milk Jug Titties by WordProvocateur November 21, 2023

Milky Titties 

When one's tits are squishy and soft like butter, and have the sheen of a milky glaze.
Did you fuck that milf yet?
No, but I felt her milky titties!
Milky Titties by MLJP Milfz4Lyfe November 13, 2012
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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