A synonym to the term testicles. This term should only be used for when you want to let your company know you are a linguist as well as a comedic figure as well.

Eddie: Fuck Roy and his big gay sword.
Joe: Dude, don't get your dick titties in a bunch over there

Dick Titties by Vick Dagina April 16, 2019

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dick titties

an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.

Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties

dick titties by (b O_o)b June 30, 2011

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Dick titties

When her nipples are long like big purple eggplants she had dick titties

Dick titties by Gram cram May 7, 2025

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tittiedecked

the act of having sex with a female then pulling out a tech deck and doing tricks on the woman's body tricks include using her tits and ass as a ramp

bro I was with my girl and after I did her i tittiedecked her

tittiedecked by tommatosoup February 8, 2022

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