Tits on

In the event that something crazy happens or works out in your favor.

Kaleb: Snuck back in through the window tonight since mom was home. Have a good night man.

Hunter: Tits on!! See you tomorrow!

by Hunter_9119 September 4, 2020

Tits on

Spot on or exact

I checked to see if it was level and it was tits on.

by UncleIroh28 November 22, 2021

Tits on Sticks

What a skinny girl is called with big implants.

Marie's nickname is tits on sticks

by Mareelevee December 16, 2008

tits on a nun

Something or someone that is so useless they serve no purpose. For example tits on a nun serve no purpose, they don't have sex so they are useless a sex objects, they don't have babies so they are useless to produce milk for feeding.

Mike is soo lazy he never helps out with any work. Yeah he's as useless as tits on a nun.

by nicks75 January 29, 2015

Tits on a whale

It can mean anything such as holy shit etc.

Originates from the ultimate-guitar forums.

Tits on a whale that's awesome!

by fretsonfire74 August 24, 2008

tits on a bull

Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless

Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.

by JP March 11, 2005

Tits on a chicken

Completely worthless, useless.

As useless as tits on a chicken.

by clahck June 17, 2010