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Anti Tit Man
As opposted to Tit, this is an individual who exhibits a distaste for anything decent in the world. This person is often reluctant to participate in anything enjoyable or appreciate activities that everyone else would be honored to partake in. Otherwise known as "ATM", this individual is easily recognized by a slew of characteristics: a frown, being ugly, goes by the name of Richard Siegel, or just apathetic is all facets of life. Usually is relatively able to be picked out of a crowd, never wants to have fun, or is just plain terrible.
-Hey, you want to go to the Yankees game? It'll be so Tit!
-No thanks, I dont like the Yankees.
-You're such an Anti Tit Man
-No thanks, I dont like the Yankees.
-You're such an Anti Tit Man
Anti Tit Man by ATM Professionalista July 30, 2008
Man Tit Fuck
Like a regular Tit Fuck , but performed with man boobs instead. Considered as a sexual delicacy for senior inmates upon the incarceration of a new and fat/hormonally imbalanced inmate. Can also be a topic of discussion within a death metal band members after playing a concert and failing to bring back some groupies to the after party.
Senior inmate 1: Doowww, have you seen dat new kid with the boobies in bloc 4? Shotgun on a man tit fuck.
Senior inmate 2: I’m second in line. Fuck I miss this shit; I’d kill to eat a Big Mac.
Bass player: Dude, have you seen those giant tits leaning on the monitors while we played Kunt Killer tonight? I would have rubbed my 36’’ between those.
Guitar player: Of course I noticed those giant tits, and if you’d have played tight tonight, she probably would be right here getting ready for some action, but thanks to your stellar performance, I’m left fantasizing on a man tit fuck with you instead. Squeeze them tight for a change; I’ll go grab my guitar.
Bass player: Fuck you.
Senior inmate 2: I’m second in line. Fuck I miss this shit; I’d kill to eat a Big Mac.
Bass player: Dude, have you seen those giant tits leaning on the monitors while we played Kunt Killer tonight? I would have rubbed my 36’’ between those.
Guitar player: Of course I noticed those giant tits, and if you’d have played tight tonight, she probably would be right here getting ready for some action, but thanks to your stellar performance, I’m left fantasizing on a man tit fuck with you instead. Squeeze them tight for a change; I’ll go grab my guitar.
Bass player: Fuck you.
Man Tit Fuck by Toilette October 14, 2014
a man tit
I saw a man tit at lows. U know a man tit when u see one if you keep assking your self " is that a woman? she got tits! and no hair on leg! and ear rings " Ah must be a man tit when you cant tell for shure. If you lick tits on a man tit you will grow hair between your toes.
a man tit by itichie_nocanpoo June 16, 2006
National send your man a tit pic day
National send your man a tit pic day by Fuckme harder then you November 15, 2019
Man Faced Tit Stand
Man Faced Tit Stand by Anthony J H November 6, 2007
Isn't it over for the man when he [comes]
Princess Lover! Ova -
After the princess tried to pleasure her fiancé with her cleavage, tits and mouth in a limousine, he finally comes. Just when she was thinking about leaving the spacious comfy car, her fiancé pulled up both her legs onto his shoulders before she could react.
Shockingly, the princess screamed embarassingly, "Isn't it over for the man when he comes?!"
Her fiancé schemingly replied, "But it isn't over for the woman."
Then he added, "And I have to repay your love" while caressing her thighs, ripping off her thongs and tasting her pussy.
The princess moaned with a high pitch, "AWWWWWW......nooooo..." when her fiancé goes on and on, in and in, unstoppingly with all kinds of positions available in the CAR......!
After the princess tried to pleasure her fiancé with her cleavage, tits and mouth in a limousine, he finally comes. Just when she was thinking about leaving the spacious comfy car, her fiancé pulled up both her legs onto his shoulders before she could react.
Shockingly, the princess screamed embarassingly, "Isn't it over for the man when he comes?!"
Her fiancé schemingly replied, "But it isn't over for the woman."
Then he added, "And I have to repay your love" while caressing her thighs, ripping off her thongs and tasting her pussy.
The princess moaned with a high pitch, "AWWWWWW......nooooo..." when her fiancé goes on and on, in and in, unstoppingly with all kinds of positions available in the CAR......!
Isn't it over for the man when he [comes] by JustAGalNotAGuy365 October 31, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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