Illegal smugglers who selfishly come to the states looking for a better life, yet acomplish nothing more but to make ours a lot fucking worse.
The emigrant, Carmen Sanchez, was shocked when her landscape company accidentally labeled her name tag "TitSquirrel Sanchez, P.H.D. in lawnmowing". She Deserved it.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.