Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED)
The unfortunate fictional label associated with people that have naturally occurring, very small, tinier than usual eyebrows. (Does not apply to alternative people that purposefully shave them for reshaping and drawing.)
Me: Look at how much actual brow I have left…
You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!
Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.
You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!
Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.
Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) by defs4dayz November 21, 2025
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