Tinder Ear

A bacterial infection, much like swimmers ear, that originated from bodily fluid explosion into ones ear. A mans cum or a females squirt that finds their partners ear and sits in there for days. Very painful medication needed.

I fucked the shit out of Kelly 2 days ago and she squirted in my right ear. Now it’s throbbing....fuck....I must have tinder ear

Tinder Ear by Ggboiiii July 25, 2019

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tindergarten

When you set your filters on Tinder to find matches who are under the age of 20.

Dude! How old is she? Have you set your filters to Tindergarten? you pedo.

- Priti Birbal : 2016

tindergarten by Lmao lomg May 24, 2016

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Tinderer

Someone who tinders

I'm such a tinderer

Tinderer by Li20000 May 20, 2016

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Tindergarden

A make-believe dating app for childish people; a fictional dating app used to describe why your child believes he/she has a girlfriend/boyfriend.

My 3 year old daughter came home from preschool announcing she now has a boyfriend. She must be on Tindergarden!

Tindergarden by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen September 18, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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