Also called sun worshippers. They see a very pasty pale person when they stare into the mirror. A person who has an obsession with tanning. Not limited to any sex or race, they are predominantly white females. Tanorexics missed the memo that said that too much sunlight, specifically UV rays, is a leading cause of skin cancer, almost as
bad as smoking cigarettes like a chimney which many tanorexics indulge in also. Tanorexics can easily be identified as having
skin a sickly brown color, taking on a certain
shade of poop the darker they get. This
skin is many times darker than their sun bleached hair. A tanorexic thinks that dark
skin makes them desirable and
sexy. If a tanorexic tans many years, their
skin takes on a leathery appearance and will form creases and folds, especially on the face, making one look older than their actual age, and possibly uglier than they would have been otherwise. They also keep the cost of insurance rising due to their frequency of skin cancer breakout. The common personality traits of a tanorexic are: sel-absorbtion, dimb-wittedness, and in defiance of common
logic about the harmful affects of radiation. They tend to have a large majority of population incidence of skin cancer. The common types of tanorexics include: vain teenage girls, the party girls, the trophy wives (otherwise known as the rich
bitches who don'
t have to work because their husband is a
doctor/lawyer/corporate executive), the wrinkled old dark
bitches who still think they look good( they fit in the previous category as well).
