The most handsome man I've ever met with the most amazing smile I've ever seen. He has a great personality whether it's how funny he is or just how he's the most honest person I've ever met. He talks with the cutest little southern accent that just gives me puppies in my heart. He knows how to make me smile when it seems like I'm having the worst of days. He makes me feel safer than anybody has ever made me feel before. He's fun to hang around and can do some of the goofiest things I've ever seen that I just can't help to love. He cares more than most and will do anything for anybody that won't take advantage of it. He's gone through a lot, maybe even too much, but he continues on with his life and prospers. He's a future pbr world champion ;) He's the kinda man you hope to have in your life for a very long time, if not forever. The kinda guy you would love to have as your best friend, your boyfriend, or maybe even your future child's father. The kinda guy that I just absolutely adore and am proud to call mine.

Timotej is the cheese to my macaroni and I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Timotej is a king

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timothea

Timothea is a crazy girl who is always laughing. If you're friends with one then you are so lucky as she is a pleasure to be around.

"What's your Name?"
"Timothea, but Timmie for short"
"Wow!"

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Timothean

A follower of Timothy. In the Bible, Paul wrote letters to Timothy as if Timothy would be alive on earth in the later days. Pseudopigrapha, prewritten Christian and Jewish text, suggest Timothy is the 13th apostle of Jesus Christ that would judge the world, and teach the true Gospel of Christ in the later days. This is why the 13 is considered a unlucky number. It would mean the end of many religious leaders and teachers. It simply means someone who believes Timothy and his teachings.

In 1985 Timothy Allen Campbell saw Jesus Christ in the flesh and wrote, "The Gospel of Timothy". He started the Timothean Religion which can be found on the Internet as a religion of fiction. However, the religion is not fiction to Timothy or his followers. The last person on earth who claims to have seen Jesus, is Joseph Smith who started the Mormon religion.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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