Tommy Toughknuckles is an American badass that can be found in dive bars and martial arts academies from sea to shining sea. He’s known for many things like baseball choking chumps and being able to out drink anyone. Tommy Toughknuckles is a dive bar legend.
Holy sheep shit I just saw Tommy Toughknuckles knock out a couple of dorks after drinking a whole bottle of chartreuse!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"