Tommy Toughknuckles is an American badass that can be found in dive bars and martial arts academies from sea to shining sea. He’s known for many things like baseball choking chumps and being able to out drink anyone. Tommy Toughknuckles is a dive bar legend.
Holy sheep shit I just saw Tommy Toughknuckles knock out a couple of dorks after drinking a whole bottle of chartreuse!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).