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A gimpy person who gets the blame for everything.

If in doubt, blame Tim Tim.
Roger: "Oy mate, you f#cked my girlfriend in the ass?"
Berty: "No i never, that was TIM TIM"
Roger: "oh right, sweet."
tim tim by Stu + Amy March 30, 2011
Words you can keep
He is a huge loser and hates everyone trash 1v1 me
Tim Tim us my name
Tim tim by Jack.jack February 5, 2019
then Sandra said, " stop tim timming me ."
Tim tim by Rifatshaheb June 9, 2020
He doesn't believe in love..but this guy has like 10 girls that are infatuated with him. He's a chick magnet whether he knows it or not!
The Tim-tim is a real pimp
Tim-tim by not me May 10, 2003
"A flash. Meaning to "tempt him".

Used by less than desirables females to get laid. Often done by either flashing the tits or ass or by just dropping the skirt, lifting the leg and thrusting the pelvis forward to reveal the hidden agenda.
Chrisy: I cant't seem to get Bob's attention.
Missy: Girl what's wrong with you?
Tim-Tim you stupid bitch!
He'll come around ballsout.
Tim-tim by chrisy June 24, 2004
1. A Siamese twin with very unimaginative parents.

2. A small inflatable hover-craft capable of speeds in excess of 2.8mph.
Doctor: What shall you name them?
John Smith VII: Ermm, Tim
Doctor: Theres two of them...
John Smith VII: Tim-tim then. Took my family long enough to think of a new name for one child, a second isn't gonna come easily.
Tim-tim by mortensent April 15, 2005
A person who hasn't matured past the first grade due to a harrowing incident when his teacher turner a potty training lesson into full-on molestation involving some, if not all, of the classroom pets, chipped pieces of chalk, and Elmer's glue. A Tim-Tim is now forced into a life obsession with feces, boners, barfing, and any other sexual deviant act or bodily fluid. He relieves these pent-up childhood memories by posting made-up words on urbandictionary, sometimes more than once.
"Did you see that bullshit word on urbandictionary? Must be the work of a tim-tim."
tim-tim by E-Dubs December 24, 2007
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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