Tight man

To wear excessively tight clothes on an overly fat body.

Dude 1: "Dayuummmm did you see Mr. Jenkins?"
Dude 2: "Yeah it was nasty as hell, his rolls were showing"
Dude 1: "Ew, he was a total tight man."

"That tight man should stop shopping for himself at the childrens store...his clothes are so tight they're starting to tear."

Tight man by Im awesomer January 2, 2012

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Tight Little Man Pussy

a mans tight butthole

You Got A Tight little Man Pussy on Yah Don't Ya

Tight Little Man Pussy by Ethans Fetish May 17, 2020

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Tight Ass Little Man

The Thing Garsmello Says To Boifend While Engaging In Anal Sex

Garsmello: Tight Ass Little Man
BF: B-Beep

Tight Ass Little Man by The Lightmare March 26, 2022

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Tighty Whitey Man

A Man I Found On a Website With Alot Of Pictures of him in tighty whiteys by Old Navy ....... so i named him tighty whitey man

Ayyyyyy There goes tighty whitey man

Tighty Whitey Man by Akira Johnson July 1, 2009

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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