Tiger nut

When you have a poo, and the hairs around your bum hole get stuck to it.

John: my arse is killing
James: why, are you gay
John: No i had a tiger nut this morning

by Big dick ellis October 10, 2019

Tiger Nuts

Often used in the context of a "bowl of" or "a gallon of" Tiger Nuts. Tiger Nuts supplies a measurement tool for expressing the "amazingness" of a situation.

Guy 1:"Yo, I just won a new car."

Guy 2:"That's a fucking bowl of Tiger Nuts!"

Guy1:"And I fucked that hot bitch Stephanie."

Guy 2:"My bad, that's a fucking Gallon of Tiger Nuts right there!"

by QuintonBeck August 22, 2010