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Tiny Infant Dick Syndrome. Incurable condition in which the male genatalia never experiences growth spurts thus becoming disproportionately small to the rest of the body.
Damnit Cody, are you in yet?
Fuck you woman, I got TIDS!
TIDS by Jackal xXx May 12, 2014
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Too idiots don't see
A woman with saggy breasts but still beautiful and fuckuble.

I dont care how your tids look, babe! Still love you!

{tids}
Tids by Gorducha January 10, 2017
A boy also known as tom defries.
Tids stop getting with the boy over there
Tids by itITmfkgh February 10, 2020
Tids..Plural of Tid..an abbreviation of Tiddly Winks which is rhyming slang for chinks. Therefore chinkies.
Tids.
Bob "Those Tids must be held responsible for releasing Covid."
Will " The Tids must pay"
Tids. by Ihate pakis November 19, 2022

Tids Taways 

reference to things with no better word to describe them.
Stop messing with the tids taways
Baby tids tids taways
I blame the tids taways
Tids Taways by billybob29 January 1, 2010

tidsoptimist

Someone prone to falling into the Planning Fallacy, underestimating the time needed to complete a task because of an optimism bias.
Tidsoptimist: I'm sure we can build the Sydney Opera House in 4 years!

14 years later

Bruh.
tidsoptimist by Haomakk January 21, 2021
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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