by JimBeam1984! January 28, 2009
I bought tickets to the shows the other day via ticketmaster, and I've been walking with an uncomfortable limp for the past few days
by Jo_sh June 01, 2007
evil megalomaniac corporation that charges ridiculous service charges on already overpriced tickets.
by v1cious May 14, 2004
a website that sells event tickets
they own an online monopoly since there is no other way of purchasing the tickets
this is why ticketmaster feel the need to charge up to a 30% fee on your total purchase.
they own an online monopoly since there is no other way of purchasing the tickets
this is why ticketmaster feel the need to charge up to a 30% fee on your total purchase.
by Russian Mike September 29, 2004
My friend was injured when he was mugged, I just went to Ticketmaster so avoided the beating when my pockets were emptied
by drstonk July 27, 2022
A cop whose primary job is to wait in ambush to give passers by traffic tickets to add bucks to the cop shop budget.
by Peter Cappacinno November 06, 2008
the money you give to someone (e.g., Ticketmaster), which they use to clean you up after they rape you in the ass.
The tickets were only $25, but I had to give them another $20 for something called a "Ticketmaster Convenience Charge."
by mind the gap October 14, 2011