ticketmaster

an act of sexual deviation

see: anal rape

I bought tickets to the shows the other day via ticketmaster, and I've been walking with an uncomfortable limp for the past few days

by Jo_sh July 7, 2007

ticketmaster

a website that sells event tickets

they own an online monopoly since there is no other way of purchasing the tickets

this is why ticketmaster feel the need to charge up to a 30% fee on your total purchase.

without competition, Ticketmaster will continue ripping you off

see asshole

by Russian Mike September 28, 2004

ticketmaster

A cop whose primary job is to wait in ambush to give passers by traffic tickets to add bucks to the cop shop budget.

The cops in this town aren't any good at solving crimes, they're just a bunch of ticketmasters.

by Peter Cappacinno March 19, 2009

Ticketmaster

evil megalomaniac corporation that charges ridiculous service charges on already overpriced tickets.

$11.00 service charge? what the hell?

by v1cious May 14, 2004

Ticketmaster

Robbery, without violence

My friend was injured when he was mugged, I just went to Ticketmaster so avoided the beating when my pockets were emptied

by drstonk July 27, 2022

TicketMaster

Another word for the doctor that puts in for your prescription.

Did you get ahold of the ticketmaster to see when your gettin more tickets

by JimBeam1984! January 28, 2009

Ticketmaster Convenience Charge

the money you give to someone (e.g., Ticketmaster), which they use to clean you up after they rape you in the ass.

The tickets were only $25, but I had to give them another $20 for something called a "Ticketmaster Convenience Charge."

by mind the gap October 14, 2011