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To suspiciously and sensually touch in any way.
I'll thwiddle your kneecap at any given moment.
Thwiddle by Johnny mand December 2, 2025
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To whimsically, surreptitiously, and sensually touch in any way.
I'll thwiddle your kneecap between 5:00 and 4:15 am.
Thwiddle by Johnny mand December 2, 2025

twiddle stick 

A marijuana cigarette.
Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.
twiddle stick by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twiddle Fap 

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.
Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

Twiddle Diddle 

What they used to call balls.
Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.
Twiddle Diddle by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

twiddlevision 

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.
Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."
twiddlevision by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

twiddle the bean 

The act of a woman casually rubbing her clitoris.
"I was tired watching tv and decided to twiddle the bean for a bit."
twiddle the bean by Dutch B January 1, 2007
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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