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Thursday Bitch 

A girl you only have sex with on Thursdays
It’s not Thursday, why is my Thursday bitch asking to fuck?
Thursday Bitch by TheOGbigP November 2, 2018

Thick Bitch Thursday

A Weekly holiday that takes place every Thursday in which we celebrate the thick bitches among us.
This is not an excuse to sexually harass people! This is an opportunity to show how much you appreciate a thick bitch you know.
OJ: Hey Alexa! Happy Thick Bitch Thursday!
Alexa: Thank you very much it gives me great joy when you tell me that i am a thick bitch. It really lightens my insecurities.
OJ: My pleasure!! (Wanna fuck?)
Thick Bitch Thursday by OJAR December 4, 2019

Bitchless Thursday 

Weekly holiday created by Annie Marshall of Maryland, observed by refraining from bitching, complaining, ingratitude and pessimism on Thursdays. Currently popular in Central and Western Maryland, and spreading quickly to other regions.
It's Bitchless Thursday! Which must mean it's polka-lessons-down-the-C&O-Canal-tow-path-before-it-gets-too-hot day.