A Weekly holiday that takes place every Thursday in which we celebrate the thick bitches among us.
This is not an excuse to sexually harass people! This is an opportunity to show how much you appreciate a thick bitch you know.
OJ: Hey Alexa! Happy Thick Bitch Thursday!
Alexa: Thank you very much it gives me great joy when you tell me that i am a thick bitch. It really lightens my insecurities.
OJ: My pleasure!! (Wanna fuck?)
Weekly holiday created by AnnieMarshall of Maryland, observed by refraining from bitching, complaining, ingratitude and pessimism on Thursdays. Currently popular in Central and Western Maryland, and spreading quickly to other regions.
It's BitchlessThursday! Which must mean it's polka-lessons-down-the-C&O-Canal-tow-path-before-it-gets-too-hot day.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).