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The most awesome thing ever. It's a burrito within a burrito, within the heart of that same burrito. Created by Xavier the Renegade Angel in 1662, it died in late 2008 from deliciousness. Judge Fudge would've attended Thurito's funeral, but, ironically, he was to busy being delicious.
The Thurito - three burritos in one. Fuck. Now I want some Chipotle. Man, I don't give two shits if they're owned by McDonalds; I want me some fuckin' Chipotle!!
Thurito by Mistar Mustache April 12, 2008

turritopsis nutricula

The biologically immortal jellyfish. Perhaps the closest example of immortality man will see. This jellyfish can revert to its polyp stage after becoming sexually mature. It originated in the Caribbean, but has spread all over the world.
Person 1: What's ur favorite animal, man?

Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*
Tuna burrito. Any GREAT sandwich or burger.
Alex makes THE best turritos.
Turrito by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

turritopsis dohrnii

The Turritopsis dohrnii, more commonly known as the immortal jellyfish, is the first species to be found immortal. This amazing creature was first founded in 1883 by Austin Wiesmann. Austin Wiesman was a german evolutionary biologist mainly known for his germ plasm theory, once known as Weismannism.
Turritopsis dohrnii is the first creature to be found immortal.
turritopsis dohrnii by Legend child December 16, 2016
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026