thunderplump 

an extremely gay overwieght person, who rocks a jew fro but is unfortunately methodist

yo that thunderplumps a bitch

thunderplump by fronkie October 2, 2007

Thunderplump 

The first raindrops at the beginning of a storm, typically larger than the rest of the storm will have

“Uh oh, this storm is going to be a bad one”
“No, that’s just the Thunderplump, it’ll calm down real soon”

Thunderplump by Joe Baldy November 8, 2023

thunderdump 

The act of defecation, where the person has been waiting for a long time and the result is an inordinately large and powerful session on the crapper. It could possibly break the bowl.

"Jeez Jonny. I just took a thunderdump. They'll hear that in china."

"That thunderdump ruptured something inside I tell ya mate."

thunderdump by Halit November 26, 2007

Thunderhump

When two people engage in sex really passionately. Also, when one sports team beats another team by a large margin.

The Kansas City Chiefs thunderhumped the Patriots on opening day in 2017. Tom Brady cried man tears and Marky Mark felt sheepish

Thunderhump by Thedoggles August 10, 2018

Thunderdump 

A violent bowel movement, usually loose, which the person may have been storing for some time due to lack of access to ammenities. Propelled by a buildup of gas caused by the fact that a fart during this time would have resulted in a follow through.

It is characterised by shitting out your entire lower colon (and, possibly, a kidney or two) in the space of 2 to 3 seconds.

The result leaves the thunderdumper feeling up to half a stone lighter, noticeably weak, but relieved.

Holy crap, I just had a major thunderdump! That was a three flusher!!

Thunderdump by GatoMuerto September 23, 2011

ThunderGump'n

The act of Pwning a fellow League or team member.

Dude 1 - WTF we are on the same side
Dude 2 - Dude, I just ThunderGump'd you ass
Dude 1 - Oh, ok then. ThunderGump'n kinda fun
Dude 3 - We are /^A^\

ThunderGump'n by J-String Man February 24, 2010

Thunderclumps 

When the sky won't stop thundering and it sounds like a series of low-key farts.

"Damn bro, is it ever thunderclumpin' outside"

"Wow these thunderclumps won't give up!"

Thunderclumps by Bedgypooks July 20, 2012