Thunder Cum

When your on Annual Training with the National Guard and you want to jack off in your tent but don't want you battle buddies to hear you. So you wait for a thunder storm and time you orgasm with the sound of thunder.

" Hey battle did you hear me thunder cum last night"

by DemonSemen 3-141 June 24, 2019

cum guzzling thunder cunt

A cum guzzling thunder cunt is a word used as an insult which fits many situations... can be interpreted many ways..one of which is a person that loves swallowing cum and gets around A LOT.. also typically a bitch and or whore.

1)You know what, fuck you, your just a good for nothing cum guzzling thunder cunt.

classic dialogue: 2)
duchebag 1: asshole
duchebag 2: cocksucker
duchebag 1: cum guzzling thunder cunt
duchebag 2: *speechless*

by MX|Racer141 August 1, 2006

Cum guzzling thunder cunt

People who make there own definitions on the internet

You are a cum guzzling thunder cunt

by Notowen696969 October 11, 2019

OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt

A variation of cum guzzling thunder cunt made to be even more insulting by adding the fact that you work on OBT (Orange Bolssom Trl. in Orlando) which is know around Central FL for it's vast numbers of prostitutes

Kid 1: Dude your such a douche!
Kid 2: Well, your a cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 1: Your an OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 2:............

by CarbonTheory June 1, 2009

crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt

A girl who is a huge THOT through out the work area.

Bill: your a crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt !

by Goblinqueen March 8, 2017

cum guzzling thunder walrus

extremely fat whore.

I saw a cum guzzling thunder walrus walking down the street and I think the sidewalk cried a little bit.

by Tyler R wright June 6, 2015

cum drizzling thunder cunt

A woman who after being came into, starts nagging to heights never before seen.

Man after i came in suzy, she started acting like a cum drizzling thunder cunt. I just wanted to go to sleep.

by Patrizi October 14, 2017