Thunder Cum

When your on Annual Training with the National Guard and you want to jack off in your tent but don't want you battle buddies to hear you. So you wait for a thunder storm and time you orgasm with the sound of thunder.

" Hey battle did you hear me thunder cum last night"

Thunder Cum by DemonSemen 3-141 June 24, 2019

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cum guzzling thunder cunt

A cum guzzling thunder cunt is a word used as an insult which fits many situations... can be interpreted many ways..one of which is a person that loves swallowing cum and gets around A LOT.. also typically a bitch and or whore.

1)You know what, fuck you, your just a good for nothing cum guzzling thunder cunt.

classic dialogue: 2)
duchebag 1: asshole
duchebag 2: cocksucker
duchebag 1: cum guzzling thunder cunt
duchebag 2: *speechless*

cum guzzling thunder cunt by MX|Racer141 August 1, 2006

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Cum guzzling thunder cunt

People who make there own definitions on the internet

You are a cum guzzling thunder cunt

Cum guzzling thunder cunt by Notowen696969 October 11, 2019

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OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt

A variation of cum guzzling thunder cunt made to be even more insulting by adding the fact that you work on OBT (Orange Bolssom Trl. in Orlando) which is know around Central FL for it's vast numbers of prostitutes

Kid 1: Dude your such a douche!
Kid 2: Well, your a cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 1: Your an OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 2:............

OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt by CarbonTheory June 1, 2009