throning

The emotion one feels when they have not watched the latest Game of Thrones episode. This is exacerbated by spoilers on Facebook, Twitter, work colleagues and Google Trends. Symptoms include anxiety, nausea, paranoia and the constant fear of your favourite character's death.

I have a very severe case of throning before tonight's GoT episode and it's only 9 in the morning!

by OliverTheSecond June 21, 2016

throning

During a gay 3-some, the act of one participant receiving a blow job whilst simultaneously being rimmed. Guaranteed to make the recipient feel like a king.

Larry could not take the smile off his face. His grin was almost as wide as his legs had been whilst throning with Mike and Ste.

by Xtra Special Needs May 12, 2008

throning

to send a text, update your facebook, twitter, myspace or any other internet social network status while sitting upon the toilet.

i was throning my facebook status when all of a sudden it was time to flush.

by shatz mcnasty December 16, 2009

throning

"From the Norwegian word “tronet”. It's the act of sitting as you would on a throne, looking like you own the world."

"Miss Cam was throning at the end of the table, attention fully on a book ('Courtship For EvilDoers: The Do and Don'ts')."

by Miss Cam January 10, 2005

Throning

A sex position similar to reverse cowgirl, but when the male is sitting in a chair

Guy: duuude you will never believe what my gf did last night, we tried throning and it was hott

by blackforce832 May 22, 2013

throning

To sit, completely relaxed, while in or on top of something which takes serious climbing (or other type) skill.

We were all talking on the street corner when we noticed Corbin throning atop the streetlight.

by Crafty the Tiger August 25, 2007

Throning

Giving ora kneeling, whilst the receiver is sat upright with their hands on their knees.

It's my birthday today which means I'm gonna get Throned!

Throning is the best way to make him feel special

by BurningMorals December 26, 2023