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Threethan 

Any time where kiethan is multiplied by 3. Often done by magic or mirrors.
Wow look it's threethan

God it's like keithan but three times worse, ITS THREETHAN
Threethan by Kipplosossosos November 28, 2024
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Threetard 

The useless person who sits in seat three in a eight for rowing.
What does threetard even do?
Nothing, they're just the extra body to make eight.
Threetard by Rowing August 28, 2012

THREATHENED 

The feeling one has when a threatening or intimidating person is actively removing their fireplace without permission
As Jon watched, threathened, the threathening man removed his fireplace from the wall.
THREATHENED by Chickenpants93 July 27, 2021

Theothanatology 

The belief that God is dead, or in other words, that religion is dying off. This was coined around the moment in time in which humanity was awakened to the idea that a theistic God may not exist.

(In Greek, Theos means God and Thanatos means death.)
The death of God movement is sometimes technically referred to as "theothanatology."
Theothanatology by Miko9999 March 18, 2011

Halo Threetianity

A religion, such as Christianity, that is practiced every holy day, involving all Halo 3 Xbox Live subscribers. Holy Days are every night, from 6:00 PM-6:00 AM.
Person A: I celebrate Christianity, therefore my favorite day is December 25th.
Person B: Well I celebrate Halo Threetianity, and our holiday is September 25th.
Halo Threetianity by Rajbeer October 19, 2007

threeman 

A word for somebody who is fat. Eg. Triple Man.
Somebody who weighs 310 pounds would be a threeman.
threeman by drcrazy4 May 20, 2008

Threatmantic

A portmanteau of "threating" and "romantic" from an episode of "Fairly Odd Parents" wherein Timmy Turner's parents try to help Timmy write an effective love-email to his crush Trixie Tang by combining the usual lovey-dovey cliches with threatening that she'd better date him if she ever wants to see her parents again.
It's threatening and romantic! It's threatmantic!
Threatmantic by Kevin July 26, 2004
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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