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Threetard 

The useless person who sits in seat three in a eight for rowing.
What does threetard even do?
Nothing, they're just the extra body to make eight.
Threetard by Rowing August 28, 2012

THREATHENED 

The feeling one has when a threatening or intimidating person is actively removing their fireplace without permission
As Jon watched, threathened, the threathening man removed his fireplace from the wall.
THREATHENED by Chickenpants93 July 27, 2021

Theothanatology 

The belief that God is dead, or in other words, that religion is dying off. This was coined around the moment in time in which humanity was awakened to the idea that a theistic God may not exist.

(In Greek, Theos means God and Thanatos means death.)
The death of God movement is sometimes technically referred to as "theothanatology."
Theothanatology by Miko9999 March 18, 2011

Halo Threetianity

A religion, such as Christianity, that is practiced every holy day, involving all Halo 3 Xbox Live subscribers. Holy Days are every night, from 6:00 PM-6:00 AM.
Person A: I celebrate Christianity, therefore my favorite day is December 25th.
Person B: Well I celebrate Halo Threetianity, and our holiday is September 25th.
Halo Threetianity by Rajbeer October 19, 2007

threeman 

A word for somebody who is fat. Eg. Triple Man.
Somebody who weighs 310 pounds would be a threeman.
threeman by drcrazy4 May 20, 2008

Threatmantic

A portmanteau of "threating" and "romantic" from an episode of "Fairly Odd Parents" wherein Timmy Turner's parents try to help Timmy write an effective love-email to his crush Trixie Tang by combining the usual lovey-dovey cliches with threatening that she'd better date him if she ever wants to see her parents again.
It's threatening and romantic! It's threatmantic!
Threatmantic by Kevin July 26, 2004