Three-piece suit

What deputy U.S. Marshal's call the combination of hand-cuffs, waist chain and leg irons. Thus the three-piece suit.

Deputy Marshal: This defendant is violent, I suggest he be brought into the courtroom in a three-piece suit.

by Anthony W. Yochmann April 15, 2009

Three-Piece Suit

When a man puts his cock, and both balls in a girl's mouth all at once.

She likes the tea bag, but this time she took my dick in her mouth too... making it a three-piece suit.

by Higgy January 17, 2004

Three Piece Bathing Suit

When you'd like to see a girl naked, just in her hat and two flip flops making up the three pieces

Hey baby, why don't you try on a three piece bathing suit for me.

by Jogiggety Schmogetty August 28, 2008

Three-Piece Meat-Suite

noun, collective name for the three distinct components of the male genitalia based on the furniture industry practise of selling 'three-piece suites'

'...she didn't believe me, so I got out my three-piece meat-suite'

by Benni September 22, 2004

three-piece suit

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.

Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.

by QuacksO August 23, 2023