Three Kings

Three wise men thought to have brought gifts to the baby Jesus. They're names are Fuh-king Drin-king and Smo-king. These wise men are still popular today, and even have three of America's favorite past times named after them.

Little Bobby: "Dude, I feel like doing some Three Kings tonight"
Little Timmy: "Sweet, can i come with?"

Three Kings by Alphanumaric January 12, 2012

Three Kings Clique 

1. Havasu's most notorious local gang which is very rapidly spreading across the nation. Often refered to as simply TKC.

Officer: "Are you affiliated with any gangs?"

"Yeah, Three Kings Clique, bitch."

Three Kings Clique by SwitchBlade June 1, 2006

three kings syndrome

When you spend a morning shitting like a flock of starlings taking off.

Feck me that's the last time I drink there, I don't know what sue puts in her pipes but I haven't stopped shitting all morning.....ive got proper three kings syndrome today......How's your arse Jevii?

three kings syndrome by The vorest avenger April 13, 2023

The Three Kings 

Notorious hacker cult with origins (purportedly) in the state of Florida. No one is quite sure who the "3 kings" actually are, but they have made a name for themselves by coding unstoppably malicious computer viruses and laying tons of hot chicks. Often abbreviated as t3k

Norton has detected a virus: 3Kings.Bluesky.Trojan, I'm screwed. It's the Three Kings.

The Three Kings by berkeleyHelpDesk March 1, 2009

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025