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Thousand Island 

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When a guy is doing a chick who's on her period, the culmination of jizz and blood clumps looks like thousand island dressing! A magnificent dressing that's sure to satisfy even the kinkiest of vampires.
Charles: "Alice and I did it last night." Bob: "Isn't she on her period?" Charles: "It's cool; I don't mind making thousand island."
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thousand island 

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When a guy cums inside a girl who is having her period, the resulting substance that drips down her legs when she stands up.
Look at the thousand island we got all over my bed! How about a salad?

Thousand Island 

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When a guy blows his gizz load deep in a girls arse and then slurps it up as she poops it back out of her anal forest back into his mouth.
Bill: hey dude what did you do last night?
Dude: I one-up'd your "ranch" and went thousand island on your mom!!!
Thousand Island by kindsir44 June 25, 2009

Thousand Island 

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Term for a sexual act in which a man punches a woman in the stomach to induce her to vomit on his penis, followed by forced oral sex.
Tom received a Thousand Island from his kinky wife.
Thousand Island by eyh6 December 27, 2005

Thousand Island 

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When a man ejaculates onto a woman that is on her period, and the semen and blood are mixed together and drank by the participants or put onto a sandwich.
I didn't know how drunk I got last night, until I ate the sandwich Ron made for me and tasted that Thousand Island I remembered creating with him on the sandwich.
Thousand Island by Tayus Neb June 3, 2016

thousand island dressing 

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The discharge a girl has when she is on her period and has a yeast infection at the same time
Alissa was so horny she couldn't wait to eat out her girlfriend. Alissa didn't care that her girlfriend was on her rag and didn't know she had a yeast infection, so she got a taste of thousand island dressing.

Thousand Island Penis 

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Similar to CCB, it is the act of smothering a male's private parts with dressing before going down on it. The primary dressing used is Thousand Island Dressing, but Caesar, Vinaigrette, and even Ketchup and Mustard can be used.
Sick of that CCB, Jessica decided to try out Thousand Island Penis when giving her boyfriend a treat.
Thousand Island Penis by ZKish October 9, 2009
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