A Thot Jesus is person that claims to have a magical dick game and tends to heal thot behavior among women; leaving them to have sex only with Thot Jesus and nobody else.
Guy 1: Hey bro you heard that Macey, the class thot, aint fuckin no nigga but only Jaime now.
Guy 2: Yeah fr, all these thots claiming he got a magical dick or sumn. all these bitches flocking like he Jesus.
Guy 1: Jaime a Thot Jesus.
Guy 2: damn my girl Snapchat story she with Thot Jesus. My life is over.
Guy 2: Yeah fr, all these thots claiming he got a magical dick or sumn. all these bitches flocking like he Jesus.
Guy 1: Jaime a Thot Jesus.
Guy 2: damn my girl Snapchat story she with Thot Jesus. My life is over.
by Atbatb September 24, 2019
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