The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This
foul piece of
grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed
one rogered the suppurating sores of over
2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.