Thomas Jeffersons 

People who contribute nothing to a conversation, arguement, etc... except for stating their opinion and nothing else.

Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned

Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though

Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware

Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me

Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson

Person 3: What?

Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off

Person 3: Jeez alright...

Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons

Thomas Jeffersons by Wilhelmn August 2, 2020

Thomas Jefferson 

Basically a guy who had a lot of beef with Alexander Hamilton.

teacher: "Thomas Jefferson was a cocky son of a bitch"

me: "oh trust me, I know."

Thomas Jefferson by hamiltonlafayettemulligan August 11, 2017

Thomas Jefferson High School

Home of 90 percent of Washington's Asian population

"Have you ever been to Asia?"
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."

Thomas Jefferson High School by rfbuervibrw March 10, 2014

Thomas Jefferson High School

A school where a graphing calculator, protractor, and astrolabe are required in every class.

Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”

Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”

Thomas Jefferson High School by Maggie Walker Student October 31, 2017

Thomas Jefferson pony tail

A hairstyle worn by girls with short hair just long enough for an itty bitty pony tail located on the nap of the neck. Looks oddly similar to the pony tails worn by our founding fathers. Most often found on scene chicks.

"Did Rachel cut her already super short scene hair all off?"
"Oh no, just look in back. She's sporting a tiny thomas jefferson pony tail."

Thomas Jefferson pony tail by the_elroy_elevator July 2, 2007

thomas jefferson 

the third president of the united states. Became president at the end of John Adams term in 1800. Major accomplishments include the Louisiana purchase and the reduction of the federal debt by decreasing the size of the federal government and military. Jefferson believed in the enlightenment philosophies of John Locke, and thusly believed taht governments purpose was to secure the rights of life, liberty, and proprety, and nothing more (he would be disgusted with the size of the gov today). His motto was " the gov which rules best rules least" . Also wrote the declaration of independence.

I am a Jeffersonian, I despise big government loving socialist pigs.

thomas jefferson by Demosthenes July 23, 2008

thomas jefferson middle school 

-A middle school located in Fair Lawn.
-Home of the two younger Maggio's, the youngest Strayer, the high school basketball coach's daughter, miss "princess" jersey, and one of the renound Guerreri brothers, but he no longer attends. Just glad to have his famousness to spice up this definition.
-Also home to the most loved art teacher in all the town. (we love w______)
-Where just about every guy you'll meet does either dip--or the newest trend, smoking cigars. Wow, you must be pretty B.A. to do that.
-Where the word syke is overly used.
-Where everyone seems to think they're black, even when they're the whitest of the white.
-Where "get some" seems to be the new catchphrase, and nude pictures fly around.

Bob: Yo, homie. You get some from that Magg girl last night?

Fred: Syke! I was too busy having a dip.

Bob: Ah shit, yo. Did you see that picture that soccer chick with the thighs sent?

Fred: Yea! She was HAIRY. Let's go out and have a smoke.

Bob: Aight, but we best make it quick. Don't forget we gotta go to school tomorrow.

Fred: Yea, home of that girl's song about the wonderful Thomas Jefferson Middle School.

Bob: Syke!

thomas jefferson middle school by xoMYsTeRYox May 30, 2008