Thomas's Hair

Thomas's Hair is a powerful being, Just like how Clifford the big red dog grew because of how much he was loved, Thomas's hair gained power due to the amount of effort put into it. Thomas's hair is an extremely powerful being, and there are several people who warship it and give compliments to Thomas (all of them Thomas's imaginary friends).

Wow Thomas's hair is crazy
Yeah he must put a lot of effort into it
*Thomas's hair ends world hunger*

Thomas's Hair by JonesGotBones January 16, 2023

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Thomas S. Monson

Former prophet of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. He lived from 1927-2018. When he died, the next prophet was Russel M. Nelson.

Thomas S. Monson died in 2018, so he is longer the prophet.

Thomas S. Monson by Slay Every Day Queenz October 16, 2023

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Will Thomas's Mum

Clair is dummy thick ad the clap of her ass cheeks alert her children when she is going to the club.

Wow, you have a Will Thomas's Mum

Will Thomas's Mum by Captain Sometingwong June 2, 2019

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Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020