2 definitions by TJeffWorkout
An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
A map in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare that became the only reason people still played the game in 2020.
It was best known for spawn kills, shotgun spamming, Wheelson rampages, and absolute mayhem. Upon it's release, 100% of the player base refused to play any other map.
Also, it's brokkkkeeeen.
It was best known for spawn kills, shotgun spamming, Wheelson rampages, and absolute mayhem. Upon it's release, 100% of the player base refused to play any other map.
Also, it's brokkkkeeeen.
Salty Try Hard: "Brah, I hope we get Shipment or I'm backing out and playing World of Tanks."
Rager Try Hard: "Yah Brah, Shipment is so brokkkeen."
Rager Try Hard: "Yah Brah, Shipment is so brokkkeen."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020