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thoison

Random guy #1: hey do you believe in thoison?

Random guy #2: a little bit..... but its a fairytale.

Dude #1: What's your dad's job?

Dude #2: He's a thoison.
by bobtherandomdude October 24, 2009
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Thoison

Yo pass the thoison you steaming over there
Yo pass the thoison you steaming over there
by ThoinkRoller November 22, 2021
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paul thomson

Adorable drummer/sometimes guitarist of Scottish rock band Franz Ferdinand, formerly in The Yummy Fur and currently half of the DJ outfit Polyester (his wife Ester being the other half). Once supported himself as a life model at the Glasgow School of Art and is reportedly the best hung man in Scotland.
Paul Thomson's drum kit does not have rack toms because they would block the audence's view of him.
by kseda May 16, 2006
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mick thomson

Mick Thomson (also called #7)is one of the two guitar players of "Slipknot". He is the second tallest member of the band (the tallest one being the other guitarist, James Root).
His riffs had always been quite simple and no one seemed to take him seriously; however, when he appeared on the "Total Guitar" magazine, he showed some of his exercises which include an extended neoclassical arpeggio. He was also asked to perform a solo and he did it; it is called "too extreme for slipknot" and there are tabs of it all over the internet. He never used to play solos in the songs since "it didn't fit the music style they played".
In the "Vol. 3 The subliminal verses album" he was allowed to solo (and so was Root); also, the guitar riffs on this album happen to be slightly more complex than in the past ones (like in the song "Opium of the people").
He used to play with custom BC Rich guitars which had the word "HATE" across the frets, but now he uses Ibanez with a "SEVEN" written on the frets and he even has his own signature model.
John: Who's your favorite guitar player?
Al: Mick Thomson!! His solo in "welcome" is amazing!!!
by morius June 24, 2006
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thomson week

when one has a lot of sexual intercourse in one week
"shit i had so much sex last week! i had a thomson week"
by jayncallum August 25, 2011
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Dave Thomson

A slicked back hair style favoured by car sales managers.
That's some Dave Thomson you've got there mate. Been down the Cutting Edge again?
by Cmacoriginal October 11, 2021
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Bridie Thomson

A slang word most commonly used in Hawkesbay New Zealand.

to "Bridie" is to act is the most retarded manner possible.
and to "thomson" is to be superbly cool.

therefore to be a "Bridie Thomson" is to be the coolest retard ever.
"wow man, that dance move was so Bridie Thomson"

"that shit I took was the most Bridie thomson shit ive ever taken"

"Oi ya chinky, what are you wearing?? do you think you are Bridie Thomson?"
by yourallcats October 1, 2011
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