This is heavy 

A phrase commonly used by people from the future to indicate a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull. However, weight, supposedly, has "nothing to do with it." Phrase originated circa 1955 by a teenager in a life jacket.

"Whoa, this is heavy..."

"There's that word again! Heavy! Why are things so heavy in the future, is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?"

This is heavy by BlackDoomShadow April 19, 2010

this is heavy 

When something is too much to handle or take in. Feeling in over your head. Too much to comprehend or understand.

Ugh! Michael loves me, but I like Scott, but I care a lot for Michael, but i really wanna be with Scott, but I just don't know how he feels about me because he's giving me mixed signals!...this is heavy

this is heavy by amazingmuch? March 27, 2010

man this is so heavenly 

the producer tag of famous rapper S0Heavenlyy! from his hit single Diva. Used to refer when something is extremely magnificent or godlike

person1: lets go my crush likes me back
person2: man this is so heavenly

man this is so heavenly by sneakyern October 6, 2022

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Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022