Thirsty Raccoon

a sexual maneuver in which a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth, then proceeds the punch her in each eye giving her instant black eyes.

My friend's girlfriend was on her period, so he gave her a thirsty raccoon.

Thirsty Raccoon by ThatDude83 September 8, 2010

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