An invisible bug that bites unsuspecting sex-deprived males, causing the victim to become "thirsty". The longer the male has been sex- deprived, the more severe his symptoms will be. The bite will cause the male to:
1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)
3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman
The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)
3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman
The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
Garret: "Lamar why the hell would you fuck that weak bitch? She's a zero!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"
"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"
"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"
by Lebron Flocka James April 13, 2014
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Rapid and indescrimate right swiping on tinder, bumble, Hinge, etc. Best when swiping in a new area. Often done with the two finger walking method. Hasty way to work through options.
Bro, just landed in Chitown, gonna rip a shot, power through a thirstburst, and see where the night takes me.
by rsman February 18, 2018
Get the Thirstburst mug.A thirstbuster run is when one or multiple people at usually late / random hours get the sudden urge to travel to the circle-K convenience store and buy and consume thirstbusters, cheap 44 ounce sodas.
12:00 A.M, two people zoned out on the couch.
Person 1:"I'm in the mood for a thirstbuster, wanna make a thirstbuster run?"
Person 2:"Sure"
Person 1:"I'm in the mood for a thirstbuster, wanna make a thirstbuster run?"
Person 2:"Sure"
by Samulus Wolfgang Maximus December 31, 2009
Get the thirstbuster run mug.A guy or girl who kisses somebody's behind for the purpose of gaining what they want. Usually related to money, opportunities, media exposure and for the purpose of dating. Thirst meaning they are salivating over the person or object. Bucket is what the saliva drops into. The combination is a disgusting Thirst filled bucket and that describes the behavior: Gross.
by Ruby Cumsille July 17, 2018
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