Third Party 

A party in the United States to vote for when both the Republican and Democrats have Elitist Puppet candidates that thrive to the same exact politices. Usually never wins a presidential election, only once in the 1800s. In the 1990s, one several Gubernational Govenor elections when a few Independent Party candidates won title as govenor. Also, the Libertarians that are considered a Third Party are the only Third Party to win an Electoral Vote when one female candidate recieved enough votes to take one of the Electoral Vote. Third Parties include the Libertarians, Constitutionals (usually just referred to as Constitution), Socialists Party USA (recieved only 6,000 votes in all elections put together), Green, Independent, American Socialists Party (different than Socialists Party USA), etc. But still, they have less chances of winning a presidential election than Justin Bieber hitting puberty.

Michael: Aw, man, Shit Romney has won the GOP Nomination, Obama and Romney are both fascists puppets. Shit Romney is just a Republican version of Obama, they both will turn the USA into a Fascist Police State.

Some Random Dude: Then just vote Third Party.

Michael: Ok.

*Final Results for Elections*

Republicans: 278 Electoral Votes

Democrats: 268 Electoral Votes

Third Party (All combined) : -5 Electoral Votes

Michael: -_-

Third Party by TrollingandPolitics1234 September 22, 2012

third party 

A political party that has less of a chance of winning an election than Medlin getting laid

"Go ahead vote a third party canidate, and throw your vote a way"

third party by Stan, Ricky, Cody, and Alex April 3, 2003

Third Party Embarrassment 

Third party embarrassment is similar to second hand embarrassment. However, the third party does not witness the embarrassing act. The second person tranfers the embarrassment to the third party via communication ie: phone,text,email or in person after the initial act of embarrassment has taken place.

Guy 1: While giving a speech during a meeting at work farts really loud

Guy 2: a co worker also in the meeting experiences second hand embarrassment for guy 1.
Guy 2: shortly after the meeting, tells another coworker what happened during his meeting who was not present.
Guy 3: experiences third party emabarrassment.

Please note:

For third party Embarrassment to happen, Second Hand Embarrassment must occur before hand.

Third Party Embarrassment by E$BaGz August 6, 2011

Third Party ro Sham Bo 

Newest form a Ro Sham Bo created for the fairness of contest. This form uses a third person to play "kicker". The kicker is used to equalize the strength of the kicks, enabling a sense of fairness to degrees of pain endured.
The Kickers kicks are equal in caliber of force as opposed to standard RSB which puts the man with stronger legs in favor, as well as leaves kicking force unregulated.
The third party kicker must be unbiased towards the two opponents or hate them both equally.
Third party Ro Sham Bo is often initiated when playing for money or other spoils in which the match must be fair.

Saturday night was insane! We all got drunk and later on Tim and Pete had some kind of dispute.The crowd then called out for RO SHAM BO! The two opponents agreed, but only if it was "Third Party Ro Sham Bo", and everyone threw down $5 to watch.
John, acting as Ref, nominated Christina to be Kicker. Christina kicked both opponents with equal strength repeatedly in the crotch, for what seemed like hours...Eventually Tim whimpered in defeat, and Pete received the winnings. The winnings was a hand job from Christina, who of course, received all of the spectator cash.

Third Party ro Sham Bo by Christina08 November 23, 2007

Third Party Whore

When a third person gets involved with an activity between two people ruining the event for both starting parties.

When playing a game and your trying to kill another individual at close quaters and someone else comes in and kills them for you.

Damn Third Party Whore took my kill!

Third Party Whore by Jerkso September 11, 2005

Third Party Jinx 

When you jinx both parties that say the same word or phrase at the same time despite not saying that word or phrase yourself.

Neither of them can talk, they got the Third Party Jinx

Third Party Jinx by Xoolig October 5, 2018

third party laugh 

when two people are just quietly enjoying a good laugh and a third person comes into the equation displaying their satisfaction with the joke. a joke that just wasn't meant to be for them.

Elton Chigumbura: and then i said alright i'll do it but i'm not going to enjoy it

George Dockrell: that's what your sister said to me last night

Elton Chigumbura:George Dockrell: ahaahhahhahhahahah

Eric Szwarczynski: *walks in quietly wondering what all the commotions about*
AHAHAHHA fuck that's a good one AHAHAHA HOO HOO HHAA
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Elton Chigumbura: *giving eric a dirty look*
George Dockrell: piss off eric go bang ariel, we don't want your third party laugh here.
Elton Chigumbura: haha good one George

George Dockrell: *gives Elton dirty look* what you laughing at kent?

third party laugh by finn+maeve=sir duffington May 1, 2010