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chubby thigh ear muffs 

When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.
I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,
chubby thigh ear muffs by wolfbait51 November 14, 2011

Thighmuffing 

The gratuitous act of using one's thighs as ear muffs, for a lover or friend, while offering at the same time the vagina as an effective eye mask.
Thighmuffing was in order when Meredith forgot her ear plugs, Kelly obliged by wrapping her inner thighs over Meredith's ears and assertively pressing her warm vagina over Meredith's eyes as a soothing sleep mask.
Thighmuffing by sf_tm5 May 15, 2017

Thighmuffs 

The position/situation in which the woman's inner thighs are firmly and warmly clamped around the ears.
It was drafty in my motel room last night, but luckily the receptionist provided me with a warm pair of thighmuffs.
Thighmuffs by Faptor December 4, 2010