Thigh Cheese 

Thigh Cheese
Noun

The end result of what's in your meal when you mess with drive through employees of the female variety. Thigh Cheese is the combination of inner thigh sweat and raked skin from just below the Eden zone. Right where the sweat starts to make it's way into the crack for a beautiful sweat stain (most commonly seen at gyms). Men do not exhibit thigh cheese for they lack the pheromones that produces the juice of the under-garden. It is odorless and leaves that poisonous weird taste at the back of your tongue when you are finished eating. It cannot be removed by simply spitting. No worries though, it is non-lethal.

You constantly repeat and change an order while at Taco Bell. You get said order from an obviously annoyed but smiling female employee who happily hands it over. You have just received a nice quantity of thigh cheese. Enjoy it, it's untraceable.

Thigh Cheese by Crumbles March 24, 2011

Thigh Cheese 

When you sit down and your thighs expand three times their original size tricking everyone into thinking you have a totally unproportioned body.

“Man I just sat down and realized how much thigh cheese I have”

Thigh Cheese by Hm ok October 12, 2017

cottage cheese thighs 

When a female has thighs that resemble cottage cheese. Sometimes you can tell when overweight women wear spandex.

Those cottage cheese thighs were repulsive.

cottage cheese thighs by dankenstein February 11, 2005

cottage cheese thighs 

fat thighs, flabby and heavy thighs

Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.

cottage cheese thighs by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2007

famunda cheese thighs 

someone with fat, chunky thighs.

Damn..she has some fumunda cheese thighs!

famunda cheese thighs by Bri May 22, 2004