Thicklexic

When someone gets caught out for their inability to spell, so they claim they're dyslexic to cover their tracks.

John: Yiur muther is a whore
Jim : *your*mother, learn to spell before insulting someone
John: I'm dyslexic so I can't spell properly
Jim: No, you're just thicklexic

Thicklexic by ScoobyDon't June 17, 2020

tickledickle

the act of fondling and softly blowing into a males genitalia.
It is most commonly known for as a ritualistic act performed in ancient times to seduce young men. Women would proceed to leave their villages to find young men with large genitals to be their mates. Once found a sexual orgy would take place and strong abled warriors would be born.

Sarah proceeded to walk around sxsw and found a young able bodied man to tickledickle.

tickledickle by sofutofu March 10, 2009

Trickledick 

A low stream piss used for common bathroom breaks to get away from the office

Damn he's used too many bathroom breaks , he must have trickledick syndrome today.

Trickledick by Jackbenibble August 8, 2016

ticklelick 

when you tickle a vagina then lick it.

I want to ticklelick Amy.

ticklelick by bakershit July 21, 2016

Thickmerican 

anyone that is over 200Kg of Weight

damm that person is a Thickmerican

Thickmerican by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

ticklepickleitis 

The actions of not being able to keep your hands off of your genitalia, Usually doing it without even noticing.

Ive masturbated 13 times today, I’ve got a bad case of TicklePickleitis today!

ticklepickleitis by Dopaminefiend February 21, 2021