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They're lovely 

You wake up late at night. Its around four. Its dark, all you can hear is peaceful breathing. You can't explain what's happening but you feel a sudden urge to i don't know to to fuck i guess? You're having theses weird hot flushes, your pussy's on fire, its like a pleasant pain or something. Bodys itching, you're on your back like a cat on heat. And you need taming, stuffing, silencing, loving. You're willing to get it now, you're getting under the blanket and you're licking and sucking very carefully, very tenderly, his thighs and his belly and his sides, his balls and his sleeping cock. Taking it in, closing your mouth and sucking until theres no air left between his flesh and yours. He is waking now "what the fuck, Fifi, I'm trying to get some rest!" But you cannot stop. You're turned on, it will take a lot to turn you off. You're moving up to his chest now. Your tits rubbing against his skin. His hands are joining in, they are squeezing my nipples Im already crazy.
You're sitting on his lap now kissing him fiercely, its like you're thirsty and your water is in his mouth. You're drinking him. Asking him to do things for you. So bad. So good. His cock is resurrected. He is in the game and he is harder than ever. You're already soaked, your pussy is leaving marks for his cock to get to its destination. Its in, he is in, you are in, oh man, baby, put it in, do that thing that you always do, don't stop, just leave it in, shove it, slow and fast, slow and fast, and suck my nipples its so good its so good this is so. Good. You come so hard you're shivering and shaking, cramping. You are struggling to let him finish but its not long til he comes. He moans and stops moving pushing hard into my pussy. You're just peaceful, you kiss him and whisper some into his eyes. They're lovely.
They're lovely by Krkič August 5, 2019
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They're lovely 

You're awake. Shyly entering the kitchen. He is already up preparing breakfast. You cannot look into his eyes. "Morning" you whisper. "Well, hello, good moanin, miss fifi, wanna tell me what that earlybird session was all about?" You smile cuddling up to your mug turning away from having to explain. You watch him handling the pan, watch his hands and his head nodding to the beat of a radio tune. He is relaxed, you think. I can be relaxed. No need to be ashamed. "I just thought they're lovely." "Huh? Who?" "Your eyes. They're lovely."
"They're lovely."
"You're lovely."
They're lovely by Krkič August 6, 2019

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026