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A fat boy with one friend and 0 bitches.

his only lover is his right hand

Even his mom dont love him.
That boy is a Thesele
He's fat
Thesele by Petla November 23, 2021
Always gets what he wants, fucks bitches and all the girls he wants.
Also a bitch and pain in the ass but all in all loves girls and wanking
Oh shit, thesele just broke the masturbation record!
Thesele by Thesele November 23, 2021

theselloutplays 

A former CoD Zombies Streamer, who now only uploads once every 5 1/2 years, all being a new fortnite top 10. Many great politicians, including Socrates and that one guy from Sienfeld, believe he quit streaming to cure his crippling depression, at how terrible the pp is in ww2 zombies. Another popular theory is that he quit streaming, because he has turned into a Gollum, feeding off of his G Fuel addiction. Either way, call the Sellout Plays helpline, at 1-800-no-one-cares. (MFW 2016 PYRO JOKE!!!)
I took way to long writing an urban dictionary definition for TheSelloutPlays!
theselloutplays by Ibx3671 May 8, 2018

thehelenkellerdrivingexperienceosis 

An extreme condition in which all essence of good music is completely deprived of your body, leaving you in a state of depression.
When Nick caught thehelenkellerdrivingexperienceosis he had a sudden urge to listen to Slipknot and Marilyn Manson.
when ur teses are slapped to your thigh.
Damn NIgga my teses are slapped to my thigh like a obese bobby moms wang.
Teseleg by Hey bob February 10, 2004

Thesement 

Thesement is a combination of "thesis statement." It's used to described themes.
We had to create a thesement in class for our essay.
Thesement by EgyptianPharaohs November 1, 2023