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A fat boy with one friend and 0 bitches.

his only lover is his right hand

Even his mom dont love him.
That boy is a Thesele
He's fat
Thesele by Petla November 23, 2021
Always gets what he wants, fucks bitches and all the girls he wants.
Also a bitch and pain in the ass but all in all loves girls and wanking
Oh shit, thesele just broke the masturbation record!
Thesele by Thesele November 23, 2021

theselloutplays 

A former CoD Zombies Streamer, who now only uploads once every 5 1/2 years, all being a new fortnite top 10. Many great politicians, including Socrates and that one guy from Sienfeld, believe he quit streaming to cure his crippling depression, at how terrible the pp is in ww2 zombies. Another popular theory is that he quit streaming, because he has turned into a Gollum, feeding off of his G Fuel addiction. Either way, call the Sellout Plays helpline, at 1-800-no-one-cares. (MFW 2016 PYRO JOKE!!!)
I took way to long writing an urban dictionary definition for TheSelloutPlays!
theselloutplays by Ibx3671 May 8, 2018

thehelenkellerdrivingexperienceosis 

An extreme condition in which all essence of good music is completely deprived of your body, leaving you in a state of depression.
When Nick caught thehelenkellerdrivingexperienceosis he had a sudden urge to listen to Slipknot and Marilyn Manson.
when ur teses are slapped to your thigh.
Damn NIgga my teses are slapped to my thigh like a obese bobby moms wang.
Teseleg by Hey bob February 10, 2004

Thesement 

Thesement is a combination of "thesis statement." It's used to described themes.
We had to create a thesement in class for our essay.
Thesement by EgyptianPharaohs November 1, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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