Theowhore

A narcissist cat that enjoys fresh tuna and belly rubs. Usually a male cat (gray and white tabby cat to be specific)

Dude 1: dude that cat is such a Theowhore

Dude 2: Bruh, did that Theowhore just do that?

by TheSmartWoman October 2, 2021

Sir Theodore the third

Some black dude with an Afro who doesn’t know the meaning of the words:
Baroque
Boondoggle

Fastidious

Sycophant

“You have been blocked you have been virtually blocked” -Sir Theodore the third

by AlmondTester January 3, 2021

Theodore Roosevelt

The manliest US President of all Time.
Resume: Boxer, Police Chief, Author, Hunter, got shot in the middle of a speech and then continued it for 2 more hours.

Theodore Roosevelt had his wife and child dead on the same day. :(

by Sgt. Nexel March 3, 2020

Theo-whore-a

That girl who is too close to any girls boyfriend in a relationship

Girlfriend: "hey hun, we still on for today?"
Boyfriend: "sorry I made plans with Theo-whore-a"
Girlfriend: "oh.....okay.... >.<"

by passion in my pants January 21, 2012

Theodore Roosevelt

The twenty-sixth President of the United States. He became President of the United States at the age of 42. One of the best Presidents this country has had. Made the U.S. into a world power by constructing the Panama Canal. Fought against monopolies and big business. Teddy also settled coal strike of 1902. Recieved a Medal of Honor for his role in the Spanish-American war and was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for helping negotiate the end of the Russo-Japanese War.

As Theodore Roosevelt once said "Speak softly and carry a big stick."

by Domingoooo March 4, 2008

Woobiehn Theodore Kim

Professional model, voted Time Magazine's sexiest man of the year for three years in a row, 2005, 2006, and 2007. He is most know for the invention of the teddy bear, based off a self-portrait taken in 1996. Competes in professional beauty pageants and has won 17 to date. This is mainly due to his extreme facial expressions and his trademark speedo, which he orders one size to small to show off his junk. He is Asian.

Man, I wish i was as sexy as Woobiehn Theodore Kim!

by Smith, D. March 17, 2008

Sir Theodore the third

Classy Gordon Ramsey but Black.

person 1: who'll judge our food?
person 2: Shit, it's Sir Theodore the Third.

by Jack Vernart November 26, 2020