the8whore
the8whore by stansvt227819 March 3, 2023
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thewhoreus
A code of laws for whores that contains knowledge about:
1.) The appropriate attire of a whore
2.) Whore do's and don'ts
3.) Dealing with other whores
4.) Dealing with pimps
5.) The way of the whore
6.) Whore how to's
7.) Whore history
1.) The appropriate attire of a whore
2.) Whore do's and don'ts
3.) Dealing with other whores
4.) Dealing with pimps
5.) The way of the whore
6.) Whore how to's
7.) Whore history
Example 1:
"Before you can be officially initiated into the cheer squad, you must memorize the Thewhoreus."
"Before you can be officially initiated into the cheer squad, you must memorize the Thewhoreus."
thewhoreus by Loose Latina July 23, 2009
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thewhoraus
Portmanteau of whore and thesaurus.
A person who arbitrarily laces their writing with high-register words, usually but not necessarily with the assistane of a thesaurus, in a way which is intended to impress the reader but does not actually add to the content or depth of the text.
A person who arbitrarily laces their writing with high-register words, usually but not necessarily with the assistane of a thesaurus, in a way which is intended to impress the reader but does not actually add to the content or depth of the text.
"Hey, does anyone know a synonym of 'blah' that sounds more intellectual?" - Thewhoraus
"Does he think I'm that stupid? Replacing words with thesaurus entries is the oldest trick in the book." - A thewhoraus's English teacher
"Does he think I'm that stupid? Replacing words with thesaurus entries is the oldest trick in the book." - A thewhoraus's English teacher
thewhoraus by Guardian of the Apostrophe December 17, 2009
TheWholeFnShow
Aka FnShow
Aka Show
Aka Overseer
Aka Daron Jackson
Best known by: Abs and fro
A truly prolific individual who is generally well liked and accepted as an attention whore.
Aka Show
Aka Overseer
Aka Daron Jackson
Best known by: Abs and fro
A truly prolific individual who is generally well liked and accepted as an attention whore.
TheWholeFnShow by RvB'er July 6, 2004
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