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Theodosia 

An amazing person who causes a round of applause anywhere that they go. This person may have a hard shell, but it's there to protect the jewel inside.

This person speaks words of wisdom and has an astonishing assortment of talents. Photography, writing and singing may be only a few things that they're great at.

This person is exactly like a treasure. They have a protected outside and very precious jewels inside.
"Theodosia, this poem is amazing!!!"
Theodosia by ThoughtProvocateur October 13, 2015

theodoros 

He's a tall, goofy kid who you just can't hate no matter how hard you try. He sometimes is a bitch, but he's the son of a king sooo whatever
Thotiana: Yo man, that Theodoros kid is smexy.
Shrekiana: Lol, nah you playin'.
theodoros by $lutastic July 27, 2019

Theodoros 

He is a wild bird human that likes sex and hentai. He is known for his famous habits such as watching couples in public kissing and using his drone to spy on kids. He has an enormous penis, a nice body and of course a big juicy ass

If you spot him and you are underaged just run or call the cops
Omg theodoros fucked my wife again!!
Theodoros by Bababois November 20, 2021

theodosia burr

A woman who slays, names her child after herself and marries a total drama queen (Aaron Burr)
I heard Theodosia Burr had a child! She named it after herself lol.
Theodosis is one of a kind human being. He’s the funniest yet sweetest friend you could ever have. He’s the type to make you laugh after you finish crying, or the friend who would wipe your tears. Theodosis has been through some tough times in his life, but that never stopped him from pushing through and continuing to laugh and joke. Definitely a one of a kind. The type of friend you would smile thinking about all the memories you made with them. If you’re friends with a Theodosis, you should consider yourself fortunate. Being friends with a Theodosis is a blessing and a one in a million chance.
Theodosis is the funniest person to exist.
Theodosis by 1239292928 July 6, 2021

theodoros 

theodoros is an insane footballer and has bigger dick than giorgos
he is theodoros
theodoros by PandaGuyG November 20, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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