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The-Phoenix 

Verb: The-Phoenix is when you combine two birds (both middle finger & thumbs pointing outwards) using both pinkies to create The-Phoenix.

The-Phoenix must only be used for a special occasion &/or towards a person or thing that you hate more than anything else in ALL OF EXISTENCE other wise you will adulterate the meaning of The-Phoenix.
Person 1: You are the worst thing I have ever met or seen.
Person 2: Same to you.
Person 1: No. You have wronged me, my family & anything else you come in contact with (displays The-Phoenix).
Person 2: Wow..... really? I'm that bad?
Person 1: Yes. Yes you are.
The-Phoenix by xXJonaXx August 6, 2021
Words you can keep

the phoenix 

when someone's chest hair is in a strange v and looks like a phoenix.
Nick Cage in Valley girl has the phoenix.
the phoenix by Sporkgasm October 24, 2008

The Phoenix 

A DMV(D.C., Maryland, Virginia) rapper that's real name is Robert Daniel George. Is working on a mixtape with his rap group called The Three Kings ( Young Spook- Jason Robert Wright, and sean Wesley George). He hails from Capitol Heights and Kentland 25. Is a perfect example of a great freestyler and bad writer. cop his mixtape when it comes out. Plans to bring real rap back (hence.... The Phoenix) Plans to take down Lil Wayne.
The Phoenix is the gretest rapper from the DMV other than Wale.
The Phoenix by NWA gangsta March 30, 2009

The Phoenix 

When having sex use a flammable liquid as lube and midway through intercourse set it on fire
I was only doing the Phoenix officer, I didn’t mean to harm her
The Phoenix by Sticky fingers November 25, 2019

The Phoenix 

Hey young blood doesn’t it feel like your time is running out I’m gonna change you like a remix then I’ll raise you like a phoeeeeeeenix
The Phoenix you’re welcome :)) it’s stuck in my head help
The Phoenix by kill me slowly October 20, 2019

The Phoenix 

A once movie theater in Petaluma, California which is now inhabited by teenagers taking drugs and listening to crappy local bands on Fridays and Saturdays. it's basically the "cool thing" to do, but it's really retarded.
The movie "The Birds" premiered at this theater and someone let birds loose during the movie to scare the audience.
Ashley: "Hey, like, do you want to be super punk and hang out at the phoenix tonight?"
Barbie: "Oh my god. you're so right. we'll be totally punk!"
The Phoenix by Naleilei September 22, 2005

The Phoenix Rises 

Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)
My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES

P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother

-Brian Omey

#TheLip #DrugTester
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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