The weasels 

A very serious disease in which you get infested with weasels.

"I hear that Darby got the weasels yesterday..."
"Atleast its not Herpes!

The weasels by kaykaykaykaykaykay January 15, 2011

The weasels 

A organised gang of hardened criminals that go by the name of 'The Weasels'. Whilst they are known for their drug trafficking and racketeering, they are also known for their sly and brutal retaliations of enemy gangs. Such retaliations include the group raping of every facial orifice then skinning the head of their freshly raped victims.
One of their members known as 'The Muscle' has been know to use torture methods such as placing as many electrical plug sockets as he could, up the anus of known undercover operatives trying to uncover the gangs grizzly secrets.
Organised gangs across the globe know to fear and respect them.

Shit Timmy, don't fuck with him. I heard he's in tight with the weasels

The weasels by Doomboon October 22, 2013

grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.

Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.

grease the weasel by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005

pull of the weasel 

The desire or temptation to do something mischievous, illegal, immoral or weaselly, usually for personal gain or a good laugh.

Unable to fight the pull of the weasel, Penn placed advertisements for strip clubs and escort services between the pages of the Gideon's Bible in his hotel room.

pull of the weasel by Rick Pearce December 9, 2008

Roping The Weasel

A term for whacking it.

Person 1:I roped that weasel so much last night it became numb.

Person 2: Dudeeee Roping The Weasel, classsic

Roping The Weasel by $ The Wealthy Possum Hunter $ October 2, 2010

whacking the weasel 

masterbating

Jimmy won't stop whacking his weasel..kid was in the bathroom 4 hours yesterday.

whacking the weasel by JaYceE October 5, 2003

Squeeze The Weasel 

Action Phrase: Masturbation, squeezing of the male genetalia.

Sometimes i get so hot i just gotta squeeze the weasel.

See Also: Squeeze the Cheetos

Squeeze The Weasel by thankyouimjane February 22, 2007