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the swine 

any illness that could possibly have come from mexico or any other spanish speaking country.
my thats a terribly cough you have. hope you didn't catch the swine. really. stay back.
the swine by dr.babe April 29, 2009
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The Swine 

1. a phrase used in place of "Swine Flu."
Did you hear why Amanda wasn't at school? She came down with the Swine!
The Swine by LiquidSqui October 23, 2009

The Swine 

The virus that caused a global pandemic in 2009.
"Hey! You were gone for an entire week. What's up?"

"Oh, I got The Swine."

"Ooh, not cool."
The Swine by southparkrox October 12, 2009

mad the swine 

One of the most underrated queen songs written by Freddie Mercury
lyrics:
Been here before a long time ago
But this time I wear no sandals
Ages past I gave all you people
Food and water
Three feet tall so very small I'm no trouble
I bring thunder lightning sun and the rain
For all the people in the land
A message of love
I bring you from up above
All good children gather around
Come join your hands and sing along
They call me mad the swine
I guess I'm mad the swine
I've come to save you save you
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the Lord
I woke up on the water just as before
I'll help the meek and the mild and believers and the blind
And all the creatures great and small
Let me take you to the river without a ford
Oh and then one day you realise
You're all the same we've been in life
All I've come to say just like before
They call me mad the swine
I'm mad the swine
I've come to save you save you
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the Lord
Ooh
Oh now
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the Lord
Don't ever fail me
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
I've come to save you save you
Oh now
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the Lord
Hands and praise the Lord
Praise the Lord
I'll get down on my knees and praise the Lord
Harry: Hey I really like Mad the Swine
Bob: What's that?
Harry: One of the best songs by queen! So underrated

caught the swine flu

What happens when someone hooks up with an overweight person on a one-night stand.
Aaron: "Did you see that porker Howard just left with?"

Becky: "Yeah, he's caught the swine flu."
caught the swine flu by mightytink August 20, 2009

caught the Swine Flu

I think Dave caught the Swine Flu last night. He's not usually a pig farmer but I saw him leaving the bar with a big girl.
caught the Swine Flu by TCII September 10, 2009

Caught the swine flu

used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight person
So and So caught the swine flu last night
Caught the swine flu by Bacaron April 28, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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