12 definitions by southparkrox

Derk

When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.

"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."

by southparkrox September 21, 2009

One who follows more people on Twitter than follow them.

He's a Twitter whore, he follows 525 people, but only 104 follow him back.

by southparkrox September 22, 2009

Someone who's ego is out of control. Examples include: Kanye West, Bono, and your best friend.

"Hey, what's wrong with him today?"

>>"Oh, he's just a gay fish."

"Oh, OK."

by southparkrox October 13, 2009

"My best friend is an asshole."

>>"Mine is too."

"Yeah, they all are."

by southparkrox October 15, 2009

"Hey! You were gone for an entire week. What's up?"

"Oh, I got The Swine."

"Ooh, not cool."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

The act of going through the list of possible words with the key-stroke combination entered on a standard non-qwerty cell phone using T9.

Sorry I typed that last message wrong. I didn't super-recycle "of" to "me".

by southparkrox September 10, 2009

The best country on earth!

(No offense other 193 countries...)

"Where do you live?"

>>"The best country on earth! The United States of America!"

by southparkrox October 12, 2009