southparkrox's definitions

Time of the Month

When someone with a limited texting plan is about to run out of texts at the end of their billing cycle.

Don't keep texting me, it's my time of the month. I'll go over on texts this month.

by southparkrox August 20, 2009

Super-Recycle

The act of going through the list of possible words with the key-stroke combination entered on a standard non-qwerty cell phone using T9.

Sorry I typed that last message wrong. I didn't super-recycle "of" to "me".

by southparkrox September 10, 2009

Cover-up

When a male uses a shirt that is 1 to 3 sizes too big for the purpose of covering up his boxer shorts and/or the fact that he is sagging.

If you use the cover-up, you won't get yelled at by a teacher for sagging.

by southparkrox September 19, 2009

Derk

When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.

"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."

by southparkrox September 21, 2009

Twitter Whore

One who follows more people on Twitter than follow them.

He's a Twitter whore, he follows 525 people, but only 104 follow him back.

by southparkrox September 22, 2009

The Swine

The virus that caused a global pandemic in 2009.

"Hey! You were gone for an entire week. What's up?"

"Oh, I got The Swine."

"Ooh, not cool."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

The Super

The disease with no cure that happens when someone gets The Swine and The Seasonal Flu at the same time.

"I already got The Seasonal Flu, now I think I got The Swine too."

"Dude, you got The Super, you're fucked."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009