Definitions by southparkrox

Best Friend 

An asshole.

"My best friend is an asshole."

>>"Mine is too."

"Yeah, they all are."

Best Friend by southparkrox October 15, 2009

The Swine 

The virus that caused a global pandemic in 2009.

"Hey! You were gone for an entire week. What's up?"

"Oh, I got The Swine."

"Ooh, not cool."

The Swine by southparkrox October 12, 2009

The Super 

The disease with no cure that happens when someone gets The Swine and The Seasonal Flu at the same time.

"I already got The Seasonal Flu, now I think I got The Swine too."

"Dude, you got The Super, you're fucked."

The Super by southparkrox October 12, 2009

The Seasonal Flu 

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.

"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."

The Seasonal Flu by southparkrox October 12, 2009

Election Day

(United States)
The 1st Tuesday of random months throughout the year when people go out to vote on things that don't matter to anybody at all.

(2008 United States Presidential Election)
The day 6.5 billion people watched CNN to see The Great Messiah Obama become the 1st black president of The United States of America.

"Who did you vote for last Election Day?"

>>"Who cares? It wasn't the 2008 United States Presidential Election."

"Good point."

Election Day by southparkrox October 12, 2009

The United States of America 

The best country on earth!

(No offense other 193 countries...)

"Where do you live?"

>>"The best country on earth! The United States of America!"

The United States of America by southparkrox October 12, 2009

Gay Fish

Someone who's ego is out of control. Examples include: Kanye West, Bono, and your best friend.

"Hey, what's wrong with him today?"

>>"Oh, he's just a gay fish."

"Oh, OK."

Gay Fish by southparkrox October 12, 2009