southparkrox's definitions

Super-Recycle

The act of going through the list of possible words with the key-stroke combination entered on a standard non-qwerty cell phone using T9.

Sorry I typed that last message wrong. I didn't super-recycle "of" to "me".

by southparkrox September 10, 2009

Derk

When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.

"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."

by southparkrox September 21, 2009

The Swine

The virus that caused a global pandemic in 2009.

"Hey! You were gone for an entire week. What's up?"

"Oh, I got The Swine."

"Ooh, not cool."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

Time of the Month

When someone with a limited texting plan is about to run out of texts at the end of their billing cycle.

Don't keep texting me, it's my time of the month. I'll go over on texts this month.

by southparkrox August 20, 2009

Election Day

(United States)
The 1st Tuesday of random months throughout the year when people go out to vote on things that don't matter to anybody at all.

(2008 United States Presidential Election)
The day 6.5 billion people watched CNN to see The Great Messiah Obama become the 1st black president of The United States of America.

"Who did you vote for last Election Day?"

>>"Who cares? It wasn't the 2008 United States Presidential Election."

"Good point."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

Gay Fish

Someone who's ego is out of control. Examples include: Kanye West, Bono, and your best friend.

"Hey, what's wrong with him today?"

>>"Oh, he's just a gay fish."

"Oh, OK."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

The Super

The disease with no cure that happens when someone gets The Swine and The Seasonal Flu at the same time.

"I already got The Seasonal Flu, now I think I got The Swine too."

"Dude, you got The Super, you're fucked."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009