The Spread
The act of a male or female that while bending over, while removing their pants, tightly grips their ass cheeks from the crack and then pulls outward to reveal their asshole.
The Spread by AyoDirtySauce January 6, 2016
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The spread
Noun. the alotted points the favorite has to overcome to win money for thier backers who have money pending on the scoring outcome of the sporting event.
Dude 1-Did you see the latest spread for the superbowl?
Dude 2-Yeah i got 20 bucks on the favorite, they(the Lakers) need to win by the spread which varies between 1 points to 20 points."
Dude 1-Sweeeet
Dude 2-Yeah i got 20 bucks on the favorite, they(the Lakers) need to win by the spread which varies between 1 points to 20 points."
Dude 1-Sweeeet
The spread by Jars in the closet May 6, 2007
The spread leg wiggle
The spread leg wiggle you do when your testicle sack sticks to the side of your leg and you have to relieve it.
It was a hot day, my sack was super glued to my thigh. Took a solid three minutes of the spread leg wiggle to fix it.
The spread leg wiggle by catainanarchyinlabuff June 7, 2012
The Spread Eagle Has Landed
When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
The Spread Eagle Has Landed by Politic Ric October 31, 2010
the spread of dread
An action you take when you fart. It is done by spreading the butt cheeks out so air can flow through without a sound.
the spread of dread by littledicktrip January 14, 2018
The Spread Stephen
The technique stephen (Actually Stephen) uses when he's about to fart on a bus
(Blame discord pals, not me)
(Blame discord pals, not me)
The Spread Stephen by Random username idek January 16, 2021
jed the spread
Narcissistic camper type, free loading at a location near you. Often seen filming their stools and getting confused with simple words like caravan or camping.
jed the spread by Fred Mc Wolfbox February 1, 2018
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