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ski me in the ski hole 

It is the direct meaning of whatever you choose ski to mean. ski can mean anything you want it to
I missed that shot! Ski me in the Ski hole!

ski the boat 

The phrase used to describe one's intention to ski or snowboard at the Steamboat Ski Resort located on Mt. Werner Cr in Steamboat Springs, Colorado.
Ya wanna go ski the Boat next weekend and then go cougar hunting at The Tugboat Saloon afterwards?

The Jet Ski

jet skied, jet skiing;

sex position in which a guy straddles a girls chest and proceeds to diddy ride (tit wank) her while gripping bunches of hair at either side of her head (handle bars).
at the point of ejaculation the girl urinates, producing a jet of fluid, like a water ski.
"tried the jet ski last night, the sheets were soaked"

"jet skied this girl last night, came right on her chin"
The Jet Ski by pill-yung October 26, 2013

Ski the Slopes 

Hmmm.
well....
1. Actually going on a pair of skis and going down the snowy mountain.
2. Slang for jacking two guys off.
1. Hey Jeff you want to Ski the Slopes tonight.
2. Hey did you hear. Jasmine freaking ski the slopes last night and has a bunch of shit on her face.
Ski the Slopes by INFAMOUS C January 9, 2004

ski the west 

Used on East Coast to mean that someone can't handle the East coast skiing/snowboarding conditions. Dismissive and insulting.
Ski the west if you can't handle some cold and rocks.

Ski Mask The Slump God 

a great sound cloud rapper that should make XXL Freshman
Hey, have you heard that new Ski Mask The Slump God album?